She asked, ‘you are in love,
what does love look like?’
To which I replied, ‘like everything
I’ve ever lost
The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.
I miss you deeply, unfathomably, senselessly, terribly.
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
you genius little bitch
am i missing something here?
Omg i fell trying to stop laughing! What a genius
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
I’ve never seen a more accurate post explaining math tests